every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
you did a great job surviving today.
i’m proud of you.
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???
ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:
THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???
THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS
OH MY GOD
Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets
i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying
I don’t think “4th degree burns” are a real thing. Props!!!!!!!
They are, actually!
I don’t know why I’m typing excitedly, because 1st-3rd degree burns involve the destruction of the skin and subcutaneous tissue. When you reach a 4th degree burn you’re done with skin and scorching away muscle.
In other words that Peter grew skin back and developed scar tissue is itself a medical miracle. You don’t grow skin back from these burns.
…I’m doublechecking and I’ve just learned:
Fifth and Sixth Degree Burns
Fifth and sixth degree burns are most often diagnosed during an autopsy. … It is unlikely that a person would survive this type of injury but if a miracle occurred then amputation of the affected area would be necessary. (x)
Apparently there’s a whole two more degrees I was unaware of.
It doesn’t say it on that page but the idea is people are water. For a person to evaporate to the point their fat burns off and their muscle burns, let alone their bone, is a gruesome lot of exposure to fire/heat
And then there’s this:
Surgeons measure the area of a burn as a percentage of the body’s total skin area. The skin area on each arm is roughly 9 percent of the body total, as is the skin covering the head and neck. The percentage on each leg is 18, and the percentage on the trunk is 18 on the front and 18 on the back. The percentage of damaged skin affects the chances of survival. Most people can survive a second-degree burn affecting 70 percent of their body area, but few can survive a third-degree burn affecting 50 percent. If the area is down to 20 percent, most people can be saved, though elderly people and infants may fail to survive a 15 percent skin loss. (x)
The medical report suggests Peter was initially burned across his entire body. The medical report makes sense of why his werewolf healing factor didn’t cut it. It appears to have repaired the ‘superficial’ damage to the skin but was stymied on the destroyed muscle and extent of the injury.
Congratulations, Peter. For once I do not find your pain hilarious. Nerves slowly propagating through damaged skin, severe inflammation causing catastrophic strain on the internal organs as the body fills with pro-inflammatory cytokines, healing cracked and broken flesh ‘cell by cell’ because there’s no water and insufficient blood pressure to irrigate the body anyway due to the inevitable and near-fatal shock/circulatory collapse…
Peter really is not playing the pity card trying to describe an unimaginable experience to the people around him who all assume he’s being a drama queen. It’s not ‘just’ the burns but the faltering, overstressed organs that get you.
So imagine all of that happening, and your body dealt with it by trapping you in your own head, incapable of moving or reacting. A person might go mad.
But then, take it one step further, because you’re not alone in your head - there’s a bestial force in their with you. How many full moons did he spend in those beds while his wolf positively raged at the moon? How much did his pain and frustration inflame that beast, until it was practically throwing itself at the walls of its cage (his psyche), howling to break free no matter the damage?
Trapped alone with such a primal force, is it any wonder that his psyche subsumed itself beneath that beast? That it effectively folded up, curled up in the fetal position and let the beast rage, collapsing in on himself until only the beast stood any chance of commanding body and mind?Wow. Peter’s condition was even worse than I imagined. I can totally understand why he came out of that wanting to kill everyone responsible.
Season 1 makes a fuckton more sense now.
I also think he is STILL affected by it because of the trauma of the whole fucking situation is STILL with him. Which might be why he is so hellbent on being an Alpha again because he doesn’t want to be weak like he used to be before the fire. He doesn’t want to be anyone’s victim anymore.
Which is why he has gone to the other side of the spectrum and instead of being a victim he is the perpetrator because that is the safer and better option for him.
Fuck, now I’m having Peter Hale feelings.
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"I’ve already told you!” Hermione said very angrily. "I’m going with someone else!" And she stormed off toward the girls’ dormitories again.
"She’s lying," said Ron flatly, watching her go.
"She’s not,” said Ginny quietly.
"Who is it then?" said Ron sharply.
"I’m not telling you, it’s her business," said Ginny.